nyc: wah!!! your butler very free hor!
me: why.
nyc: he opens the channel mah!
me: ah. Dont know who more siao on. Sleep also on the channel. Worry right.
nyc: aiyo. AT not around leh.
me: Even if he’s around, he wont be worried lor.
nyc: why like that. gf leh.
me: my ass. gf where got say go then go de.
nyc: i was a bastard.
me: every guy is a bastard leh.
nyc: every female is a bitch lor.
me: not every la. but i am! i admit.
nyc: you are lor, plus super P lor.
me: what super p, excuse me?!
nyc: no meh.
me: no. i take buses! WHOSE THE ONE WHO DOESNT TAKE BUSES?!
nyc: i have a car what!
me: i also have! Over there.
nyc: you have a carriage as well.
me: i dont use mah. Unlike some people, walk abit will die.
nyc: no, no, no. If its shopping, i walk.
me: You not sit in buggy meh???
nyc: HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA!! That’s why i keep my channel open mah!
me: Dont bluff. I know its taxing. Dont worry la. JE is keeping tabs on me……………………………….
nyc: JE? You mean that JE. That JE who dont even come out of xxxx.
me: He got come out la.
nyc: JE took care of you personally?
me: ya……
nyc: how you know is him.
me: because its the same who attended to AT mah!
nyc: really…..
me: why?
nyc: JE took care of you..? And you have those 4 brothers…. then there was the archery group… and then you can show up at events / parties uninvited and people let you in…. am i thinking who you actually are?
me: scary right.
nyc: a little intimidating..
me: still want to talk?
nyc: ya ya of course, not after your status, but its good to see you when you smile, makes me smile.
me: oh, today you ate sweets ah?
nyc: waffles counted? Tried some today, its not my thing. But since you cant really eat, i eat on your behalf. My housekeeper was asking me if i was okay, to eat waffles in the morning. I tried being you for awhile, but waffles in the morning is so… you.
me: You didnt finish it.
nyc: I wanted to feed the golden downstairs, under my apartment. Then i decided not to.
me: was the waffles bad?
nyc: you will like it. But its not me.
me: What do old people eat?
nyc: boring toast with atas jam.
me: atas jam……….
nyc: I can afford ok. You will probably grab the bottle and scoop it into your mouth.
me: Its not the preserve one rigth, hold it higher leh. The camera view very small.
nyc: Can see??
me: Expensive shit.
nyc: we have taste ok.
me: Tell me about it.
nyc: food today ok?
me: oh man, its only 8 legs. Its bad you know! I can finish at least 50!
nyc: take it slow. Dont want you to vomit, no matter what, keep it in. THANK GOD I DONT KNOW YOU PERSONALLY!
me: why.
nyc: then i will be really heartbroken.
me: shit you. i dont believe you.
nyc: yala, you always dont believe this, dont believe that.
me: i fine you with 1 bus ride.
nyc: no. NO. no.
me: whats wrong with buses?!
nyc: NO. I HAVE A CAR. A COMFORTABLE CAR. WITH LEATHER SEATS. SOFT LEATHER.
me: Whats with the emphasis? And the raised firm voice.
nyc: trying to get the point across. Can you ever give up on the life on the other side? That kind of life?
me: hm…….. i dont know leh… thats my home! How to compare!
nyc: ok, minus the xxx where you live at, how about the clothes? the accessories?
me: hmm… the kind of accessories i have is more expensive than Chanel here, so, yes, i can not have such, because now i dont have Chanel mah!
nyc: ………….. you dont have?
me: you didnt buy for me lor?
nyc: very open ah.
me: see ah, we cant meet each other, and we only talk. Talk is cheap what. Why cant i ask. I also want birkin.
nyc: you say many times liao.
me: THEN WHERE IS IT.
nyc: i didnt buy la. if i buy it, you will see it sitting in my closet.
me: SEE. You also think you are delusional. Like me.
nyc: did you google anything about it?
me: A little, not alot.
nyc: is AT really not coming back?
me: I think hor, out of the whole world, only you are worrying about this. No, he will not be coming back. He emphasized on it already.
nyc: Will you eat better if he’s back?
me: Will i? I really have no idea.
nyc: right… the other day when i was tempting you with some food… you bo hiu me lor.. normally you will just rush to some place and eat your fill.. sad.
me: Tell me after my birthday.
nyc: am i sending anything?
me: birkin lor.
nyc: a birkin for a 22nd birthday is too much right.
me: no leh. Considering we are friends for a short period, someone who can see you like that.
nyc: freaky.
me: How will you tell your gf about me?
nyc: Ask me again when i have one, currently, my work is my gf.
me: ok.
nyc: hey……….. hmm…
me: yes? you are hardly hesitant.
nyc: i gonna say something that pissed you off, and you will be very offended by it.
me: subject?
nyc: tpk. I read a little news…
me: and?
nyc: and i am half on his side. because since he told you that… i think.. he’s also helping you leh..
me: i know what you want to say.
nyc: sneaky leh.
me: well… you do have a point. ok. i am offended.
nyc: no birkin ok, until we meet.
me: if we ever meet up, you are 50.
nyc; and you are 40. JUST NICE.
me: nabei.
nyc: so. i do have a point right?
me: hmm… but it doesnt make any difference. But why are you so into AT.
nyc: you know i cant say.
me: If you are so smart, you should go look for him, instead of asking me why how what when etc
nyc: figuring you know. If he can make you so upset.. well.. on another hand.. shitman, you are damm precious to the other world. I think he made you realised that.
me: So i should thank him lah?
nyc: Its funny that we are gossiping about him.
me: You are thinking about the movie night.
nyc: its very freaky when you can read my thoughts like that you know!
me: you also read mine what!
nyc: no fence, i like it.
me: why is your housekeeper in her late 40s?
nyc: i dont like young housekeepers.. or helpers.
me: whats wrong with young people?!
nyc: because i am so handsome.
me: OH PLEASE.
nyc: young people nowadays are into selfies, i cant have any young helper who helps herself with my apartment and then takes selfie with all my furniture, thats stripping my house naked. NO.
me: Will you hire me?
nyc: NO.
me: why.
nyc: all my accessories will be gone if you ever step into my house.
me: HAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!
nyc: I am serious.
me: Hello. We are almost 10 yrs apart. Why would i like your stuff.
nyc: because i have a good taste.
me: ok, enough nonsense. Arent you supposed to be at work?
nyc: Going when you go sleep.
me: Full fledged nanny now?
nyc: no. i need that idiot AT to be back. Shit him man.
me: …………………………. whats with you and AT.
nyc: i cannot say.
me: do you need him more than i do?
nyc: YES. He’s essential.
me: but he’s really not coming back leh.
nyc: that’s a big problem.
me: ok.
nyc: dont eye at the alcohol. you cannot drink. Not now. You want to end up in hospital is it!
me: 😦 thirsty.
nyc: plain water please.
me: its plan.
nyc: AT should have realise that you are terrified of hospitals.
me: link?
nyc: must know how to handle you mah. you are very much half a kid, probably because you have 4 much much older brothers.
me: i am an annoying bitch.
nyc: exactly. why do i even bother with you.
me: woe is me.
nyc: you?! anyway, where are you heading to tomorrow?
me: you can see what, you refuse to close the channel. Ask me for? See yourself tomorrow la.
nyc: why.
me: why what.
nyc: you are very single, very available, but why is your heart not available.
me: unfair right.
nyc: yala. how can.
me: ok la. acid reflux lai liao. doctors nowadays very efficient. i have to go.
nyc: Go.