Farmart

So the whole thing on the surface was a flop, but not really.

I didnt expect 2nd gramps to help me till like that. He knows i am upset with AT to put the friendship based on his words. And yet i cant do anything. So he didnt answer him whether my words can be trusted or not. But its simple, 2nd gramps is not responsible of me, and my words, or even the friendship. The friendship is between me n AT, why cant he just make the decision? Because i am not the norm? Or rather, his mum will be unhappy? Then even more simple, we dont talk lor. After all, i am just here for this dad’s case. Crossing my fingers la, since DY also TELL ME THE SAME THING. NABEI.

Looks like i really cannot run away. Ohhhhh stress again.

I can still remember last week’s convo with JE.

Me: Tell me, i promise i wont be stress.

JE: No.

Me: Really sompa.

JE: No.

Me: I promise i will eat?

JE: No.

Me: Aiya, ok la!!! I really not stress la, Tell me leh!!!

Je: YES.

Me: Oh shit i am stress!

JE: …………………….

Me: Aiya. How can that be right?!

JE: There’s nothing impossible you know. And with you around…. trouble beckons, your fav past time is to get into different kind of trouble everyday.

Me: AIya…………….. If i dont risk, i wont know mah! Me and the friends collecting and competing to see who collects the most experience at the end of this life you know!

JE: Must be you. This idea must be come from you.

Me: YA! Eh, must have motivation to live mah! Everytime i also kena so many sai, then if i am so sad and down, siao liao lor! I still have more than 60 over years! I cannot be sad and pathetic right! Then i will miss out so many things!

JE: ah. talk talk talk. You are lucky nobody is around in the morning.

Me: You have court now?! Well.. although everyone is laughing now la.. ok la i will go.

JE: Dont stress. Eat something.

Me: GIMME HIGHER SALARY!! I promise i go eat!

JE: How long have all of us taken care of you? Do we not know you?

Me: Ok fine. I will use the money for rubbish and demand food from people.

JE: Demand away. But please eat. Stress also must eat.

Me: Bye la.

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So back to farmart, HAI.

On the way to MS house, was at Hougang’s interchange and saw this weirdo waving excitedly at me. =.=

So happy to see me eh?

The next minute i know, he threw me a red flag. JEEZ. I also haven go LCK. Why so spider.

So more than 50k of them followed me to MS house.

MS, if you are reading this, they cleaned up THAT wall as well. LOL.

Actually, thank goodness they are with me, sent some to LCK to ask the hell deity to stay put because lao niang is going over.

Oh and… when i reach there, it was quite a sight!

Other than Cambodia, this is probably the second time i see this? Or third??

Wowza. All of them were lined up. At the side of the street, I felt like an instant celebrity. Then i ask.

WHERE IS THE RED CARPET AH.

I could see their smile on their faces. I am just funny. One of them lift his head up and waved.

And said: Ohhh! You are the legend!! I asked to change the duty and you are really funny.

WAULAUEH. I hate this thing man. Who the hell change the 34yr old dude to my clan. WAULAU. Dont let me catch you.

I smiled and didnt carry on the conversation.

And then i saw 五鬼。 Bad friends forever. This one i just had to deliver my widest grin. Hey man we haven hang for a long time!!! I always miss my friends.

Went down this slope and saw a different set of soldiers. Soo….. last night… apparently, half of my nannies and gang were there.

I felt a little bad. A tinge of guilt. Well… the poor hell deity is going to be so stress…

And then i was waiting for a moment to speak. And question him.

He was rather uneasy. I asked for some wind, because its so stuffy there. And then he nervously openly his fan and fan himself and then i got some wind. And then when he smoked, i nagged, smoke n smoke, you want to die is it. Then he ignored me and continued with puff. He said he gotta smoke some then can drink. Usual practice mah.

Last night i said too many heaven’s secrets… but i think the people there are too ignorant to notice, QUITE HENG AH!! They are not very zai also. Loud means u big is it. Dont mess with me lor. You have soldiers and i have done? Oh sorry, mine are personal ones, and yours are your boss’s. And i dont even kneel to your boss. These people really….. you think you so good. Step on me second time, i will COMPLAIN you. Annoyed.

And last night we were really giving alot of face to AT’s mum. I think if he’s not AT’s mum, i think both of us will probably shoot her down. Does she even know who shes doubting? Nevermind. To these people, i always say, when you pass away you will know lor. Then at that time, apologies are NOT acceptable. I dont care whose mother you are. GEEZ.

But ok la, since JE said i should show some respect. Ok lor. Otherwise……………………….=.= And the deities last night, almost want to fight with them. Yes just because i didnt say AT is important to me, they cannot carry out the order. But hello. His mother dont even like me. I am not prepared to get into any trouble yet. If i ever really throw my temper, thats it man. Ok, Max will probably come and save the day because there isnt a need to be pissed with such people?

Somewhere at Geylang i think?

But not frustrated or annoyed or whatever it is.

Just that, why are people so hardcore into mediumship? Why do people keep saying that by becoming a medium, then you are able to ‘save’ the world, and they think is so easy? So what if its through the deity? One can easily go into the dark side, seen and known and only 2 quit.

And who says that being in trance then can help more people? Its just like there only one me, but so many spirits. Nah, its still crap to me. The helpers earlier were in disbelief when i said i am 26, and yet nothing happen to me.

Well, yes, i didnt tell them that i worked in hell, my job scope, what kind of life i have, definitely not a normal person life. Which i also told my ‘bosses’ that i can still help people like that, i dont believe in holding sessions or having helpers. Its way tooo hardcore, besides, helpers? Nah. No need.

Jiejie waited outside though. Talked to her but she didnt want to reply except that she said that she will wait at a place for me. Told her that i will go to the Buddhist Tibetan place to look, she said ok and did not follow.

The tibet place is WOOHOOHOO! The energy is fantastic! When i went in, its like i am among the mountains and water, but once i am out, its oh-back-on-earth. Told the care takers these, and they werent surprised since a few of their friends told them before.

My no.1 thought was bring guai tan there to watch LOL. I am sure nobody will dare to step in and disturb me. Whahahahaha! Besides, the monk there is woohoo!! I love the beads he has. And there is this thing at the place, sacred enough, well if i am the thief, i’ll probably take that. Its not about the value, but the blessings. Its damm bloody strong.

The soldiers there called me. I was turning round and round looking for the place. Until i saw this buddhist place.. well.. cant be that place right… walked over, and did some tests to find out the annoying voices who kept asking me to go in.

Aunty see me for a few seconds, because i walked back and forth. Testing water again. In the end, i was invited to walk in. There and then, i told them the place is so safe! And about the millions of soldiers. I feel so super safe there. But nah, its not my thing. I still believe in burning =p since well, i can see, and experience it. No argument here.

We talked a fair bit. They were quite hmmm amazed? I am probably the only one who can see them? Perhaps maybe… hmm.. i dont know.. is Mongolian and tibet the same?

As for every religion besides Buddhist and Taoist, once they know that i can see blessings in the items, they will want to invite me to be part of them. Sorry. I know i am damm dao. Not interested.

When i went back to the jiu xuan gong, after the lady was possessed, after a short while, someone slapped my back. Whoooo the heck. Turned, saw some soldiers.

Them: Why you din go in and say hello. Can drink like a drunk and now?

Me: Helpers here dont really believe me, dont want lah. Later they think i siao. 1st session already think i siao.

Them: Is it. They are not like that leh.

Me: Dont believe me?

Them: How can dont believe you. Since when do you make stories.

Me: DUH =.=

Them: Ok, we passed message for you.

Me: Eh. Grandpa will probably just say small matter.

Them: You do know ah.

Me: How long have i been with you guys…

Them: Duh! Not coming back?

Me: No lah. I hate guard duty. Besides, i’ll find a cool place to sleep.

Them: We can keep you company!

Me: Dont want. Very free ah. Talk and talk and talk. Go work.

Them: hahahahaha!!

So, zhang tian shi, niang niang, tpk, was around, the rest i cant remember their names. Funny how tpk seems to be wherever i am.

When we reached home, jiejie started talking again.

As much as she didnt go in or go near the place, i did not offer any incense either. She feels that i do know something, but i dont want to go into it. But by asking her, why didnt she go in, is much easier. But she didnt want to comment about it either.

Oh ya, i cant cross my legs while talking to this niang niang. Soooo sooo weird. Its like hmm no respect. Oh yes, i didnt tell her that her boss saved me from some things too. She didnt believe me. But whatever.