I felt like i was one of the judges…

How should i even start on this post.

Well, a self-thought garung guni requested to meet, who said he can sense demonic presence, send spirits into portals, close portals etc. Sounds almost real right?

Long story short, we met at Mac. Not just me la. How can right! The guys and me. I was waiting for him to strike a conversation, i am too stoned to start one and i already knew he has no rank. So why bother. Yes i can be quite a snob. And he started asking am i the one with similar abilities. And the ball rolls.

Its quite cok when there were 50k protectors / soldiers infront of us and he could only pick up 6. And i already emphasized that all of them have their own pass and can enter hell as and when – and he asked if he can send them into portals. So erm, which part of english he didnt understand? In human theory: the staff is holding a work permit, and this guy here wants to send the foreigner back to his country. WHUT?! Dont anyhow fire my people. LOL. I dont really care. They are not mine per se. Besides, it will be fun to see them annoyed. But anyway, i told him to go ahead and send them off. Well the thing is, i dont know how he send them off… because he claimed that he sent them off, BUT THEY ARE STILL THERE. So who did he send off??

Funny thing is he was asking me to point out whats the range and where they are. Cant he check himself. Gah.

COK STORY #2

I asked him what can he picked up from me. And he started asking questions. And then i told him dont bother about my identity, nobody is able to tell, or to even access the point from me. He asked if he can try even after i told him the top masters tried, but none can tell. Well, go ahead by all means. Its a waste of energy. He asked questions like is my soul here, and he got the answer as no. (So what am i? Walking dead?!) And he asked if i know my identity, and then he got his answer as a yes. (Half true, i want to know my exact identity, because i am linked to too many religions and i have too many ranks, would love to give some away, to people who are really interested to work hahaha!) And then after that, he told me its kinda block and he couldnt get more things out of it.

Hello mister, told you that you cant. And yet you wanna try. Sigh. Dont gei kiang leh. I know i am so damm young to be in this, but hey. I dare to say i have foundation. And i started since 4. And i dont check on things out aloud like that.

COK STORY #3: The Malay lady

Told him that he wont be able to send the spirits off to the portal because they LIVE there. That’s her home. And i was just stating into the tree, and the Malay lady cut the connection.. i am suspecting the tree is not a normal tree, and there should be more than 5 spirits in it, otherwise i wont be so attracted to it.

So he wanted to check it and then after that he double confirm that he cant send off..

What i dont get it is why does he want to send every spirit off?! Not everyone can be send off, and its really none of his business what they are doing there roaming around on earth. Sorry to say, he’s a nobody yet. Dont reach for the heights when you cant even pass stage 1. PLEASE. Spare me. He reminds me of someone. Really. And this lady-friend reads my blog too. Yes sometimes she makes me vomit blood. But i can only wait for things to happen to her then she will understand.

COK STORY #4: DZW

DZW was quite pissed that this guy was assessing his place. And asked if i am friends with this guy. Thanks for giving me face even though i never fail to bring trouble. Hahahahaha! DZW almost fainted when he said he wanted to send the spirits off to the portal and i wanted to faint with dzw as well. HAHAHAHAHA!! DZW was almost screaming at my ears to ask the guy to get off his place and connecting with the unknown source. Asked dzw if they are earth angels, and it was said that they are unauthorized earth angels, meaning that they can be bad as well, not necessarily angels.

Was asking him to assess one of the buildings where things used to happen. And when he gave the wrong answers, DZW provided some soldiers to hold me, its was one funny moment, i was so disappointed and the soldiers were so ready to catch me fainting. There and then, i know he’s nothing. Zilch. Zero. Whatever. Then DZW asked me to try testing him about another building while in the premises.

He couldnt get any signal. Probably that how dzw wanted to tell me that can strike this guy off. Think too highly of himself.

COK STORY #5: retard VS black face

We were standing in a circle and he was checking with his sources to see if he needs to relay anything to us. At mac, he already aimed KP. And i was telling him from what i see,they are not harmful spirits. Stern beings yes, but spirits NO. But he insist. Oh well.

So in front of dzw and me (I am included in this not because of the rank, but i am the only one aware whats happening), he was telling KP how harmful those spirits are. And then i couldnt tahan, because black face complain non stop, and he felt so insulted that this guy is calling him / them SPIRITS?! Had to ask KP if his house has altar (This is another story in another post.)

I already gave a big fatty hint! But the retard didnt get it. ALAMAK!! Even when KP double confirm it that its an altar, the retard continued his story. I WANNA FAINT!! If you are so slow, how can you relay message. And by relaying messages, its not what you hear and then you tell people. Yes i know this is the beginner stage, i went through this retarded phrase as well, but at least i have the brains to stop n think and apologise after. And his graduate didnt even catch it. KAOZ. This is call study too much and too gei kiang. I dont care if you are into new age / crysals etc, but respect all religions and be more careful of what you are saying and what others are hinting you.

So this black face aka Zhou Cang was so furious that he rant non stop – sounds very much like me whenever i am angry and the way he stomped around in KP’s house reminds me of me stomping around hell and complain in a very loud voice. In alot of ways, i understood how he felt – he’s a deity but misunderstood as a spirit and he insist on it and didnt catch KP’s & my hint? AIYOWEI.

My ears almost died.

COK STORY #6: No matter how retard you are, you should never ever try to read a temple. Even if you have to, respect the deities inside.

It was a guan yin temple i think? Personally, i have walked pass the temple before and guan yin and the other deities exist, but probably they arent in since it was so late liao… Still… well… really sigh.. this guy… gotta learn man!

COK STORY #7:

So we were at ahem the famous haunted campus. No wait, which campus isnt haunted? Hahahahaha!!! And then he asked if he could send the spirits off and asked me where are they. And i told him its just in front of him, if he has the power to send, well, he can be the top master liao.

HELLO. He okay or not. When he said that, a Japansese soldier went very near him and was ‘dancing’ in front of him, i had to ask the soldiers to stop it because he couldnt see / sense anything at all!

Did he overestimate himself? Sigh. Its really sad you know… those people who arent gifted will claim this and that, while those really good masters dont even want to be involved. HAHAHAHAHA!!!

So well.. he was saying he can sense demonic presence… the Japanese general is close to being a demon, but even when he walked towards the fence area.. he couldnt sense anything at all? I dont even want to go there.. i just want to stand beside KP… HAHAHAHA! If not i would have followed J around.. hahahaha!! Xuan was half with me, because someone else called her. And because the rule is still… its better for her to go.. my back up is always the divine power that i have.. and the worse part is, none of the 50k protectors can enter the zone – who the hell block the whole road?! So power!!

Moral of the story: If you are only self-taught for a year, please do not be gei kiang.

I did wanted to keep contact with him. But was stopped by one of the generals. He shook his head and he didnt say anything after that. Which i smiled through. Well, a part of me knows what he’s going through and i wouldnt mind helping him, but perhaps after all the cok incidents, perhaps its not advisable. He really have to go through hardships. And self taught is dangerous, too dangerous in fact, one wrong move can lead you to the dark force.

And, i am still the retarded, sometimes bimbo and very nonsensical xxx.

And i am alone tonight. Probably thats also why i can blog so much.