Is that how you say / describe? My Chinese is lousy!
He ‘flew’ down when he saw that i am feeling sad, about something.That was really fast though. He seems like he has NOTHING TO DO compared to the brothers. Or maybe that’s why he has so much time to disturb his ‘disciple’. I’m glad he came though, i can use some company for awhile. But it seems that he needs company more than i do. Our range of topics as usual, is bottomless. We did not talk about Jasper though.
Though he did come looking for him, along with another female spirit, who brought him to my house. The female spirit is bony and i think perhaps i am used to it, i didnt jump like i did in the past. But she did look scary enough. Then handsome was saying:
Handsome: Wahhh!! You very cool leh! You just lift your head, look at her, then you ask “What”, i must teach XZ how to do that! Who teach you!
“Nobody teach. But you dont know about my history?”
Handsome: No lah.. i was still wondering why you havent come looking for me FOR SO LONG! And then you were kidnapped!
“Ya right, dont pretent you dont know anything.”
Handsome: So how, you think my disciple will have your this level of coolness or not.
“You go train her la, how i know.”
Back to Jasper, he was saying he will go look for the other half of XZ’s soul who was lost at the sea. But i was just thinking of asking 七太子 to find. He’s fierce enough. Then he has to interrupt my thoughts
Handsome: You know hor.. XZ will never scold me, even if she’s very irritated with me. BUT YOU ARE DIFFERENT! You are very fierce! Again, who trained you!
“Why not you go talk to the black spirits of the underground.”
Handsome: Orhhhhh horrrr!! You mix with them?? Its forbidden!
“They mixed with me. Haii that’s history, go borrow THAT book from hell and read it yourself. I’m lazy to tell you.”
Handsome: YOU SNEAK IN RIGHT! Always like that. How did you not end up getting caught! How can the guards just let you in like that!
“Next time we go together la. Secretly! Shhhhhh!”
Handsome: Dont want. If i go with you, i still have to rush. And do you have to walk that fast??
I was on facebook, looking at some pictures. Then again
Handsome: Why are you looking at the sad cases.
“Cannot meh.”
Handsome: Dont look la. Time wont reverse. Look forward! You have so many friends who appreciates you as you are! Dont think about how much all of us change, but rather, hey, have someone who can be there for you, truly. Not tells you bout she’s busy about work and she’s not free.
“OH MY GOD! SUCH THINGS YOU ALSO KNOW! YOU ARE DAMM KPO!”
Handsome: eh eh eh, manners manners, WHAT DAMM!
“Then dont talk to me la!”
Handsome: ok la, i lost. See! I’m so nice! Let you win everytime!
“Ok, gimme my prize.”
Handsome: What do you want.
“Anything i want?”
Handsome: Ya, anything.
“How about… when my parents die, let them go heaven, be sweeper also can.”
Handsome: WHHHHAAAT!!! NO!! NO. NO. NO. You know that’s illegal. Try wanting something that you want. Something that’s of use to you.
“I’ll think about it.”
Handsome: Hey. Where are all the accidental boyfriends?
“Why you change topic so fast.”
Handsome: Let’s have a bet like old times!
“Bet what. How much is the stake.”
Handsome: Why you sound so bored! Think about it! Then when you managed to find me, tell me with your joss sticks. How bout that! FUN RIGHT!
“No. Dont want.”
Handsome: Why not!
“If you want to give me something, just GIVE IT TO ME!”
Handsome: Wahhh! I like this. This sounds more like you. At least i know you are still ****
“…………. So what are you driving at”
Handsome: I bet with you your next boyfriend will be sooooo goood!
“the 2013 or the 2016?”
Handsome: Both. Wanna bet!
“You mean both are good and asking me to bet because i dont believe you?”
Handsome: YES!
“So what do i get if i lose?”
Handsome: Hmmm… What do you want? Let’s make this beneficial to you. So i have chance to bribe you.
“For what?”
Handsome: That i am much friendlier than your brothers! Look at their faces! Aiyo!!
“Dont want. You. Stand aside.”
Handsome: EH! I already show hand! Why you dont want!”
“Dont want. Dont need it.”
Handsome: I’m beginning to like you all over again. Now i know why you can sneak into hell like that.
“So?”
Handsome: You are going to write this somewhere later right”
“I’m already writing it. Where you go!”
Handsome: Back to that place. I forgot to report!
“Report what.”
Handsome: Haiiii THAT THING!
“OK.”
Handsome: So you know?
“No.”
Handsome: Then why you say ok!
“Because, obviously, both of us cant say that place, and i cant say i know. So i have to pretend i dont know!”
Handsome: That is so human!
“So what? Am i supposed to be more of **** ?
Handsome: YES! If not, we wouldnt have….
“Play together, until people complain of YOU!”
Handsome: WhhhaaatTT!!
“Because you are much older, and i am the cute little boy.”
Handsome: Give you present la. Shhhh!! Come and look for me soon!
“I’m already asking around for you. And dont forget our deal if i win this hide and seek!”
Then he’s back to where he is supposed to be! PEACE!!!! He really can talk alot. Now i know XZ is NOT kidding. But nothing beats the company of having the brothers around, its different. Even though sometimes they drop by, and we are just doing our own things, but its just love. 🙂
And he hate it when i call him 猪八戒, but i always did it at the garden. And i’ll run off to the lake. And we’ll share food that uhhh… i stole from the kitchen. We are both gluttons.
Mixed blessings 