Early morning

Kena bombed by wooloomooloo peektures.

Then kena sabo to do pushups.

JUST BECAUSE I LAUGHED AT HIM.

Ninja tagging sibo.

These people always misinterpret me one leh.

I CANNOT LAUGH BECAUSE HE KENA SABO IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT IS IT.

I admit i am not spontaneous at all.

NO MEANS NO.

Thought about Aly suddenly…

Reminiscing the day we became friends.

Just because the way i drink milo… and she got a shock, i am the only one who drinks the same way as her.

FATE IS IT. How can it be, because she knows so many people. Too many i would say.

And when we went to the supermarket together, my hands reached for Greenfields. And she gave me that look.

‘I REALLY only drink greenfields.’ – I told her.

She went speechless and told me about what her mum said.

And people who drink other brands instead of greenfields is missing out alot in (food) life.

BB intern.

Lol. Me and my 鬼主意。

D was worried that with my dressing how do i 混 into his company, since its not a Friday. And i look 19 today as usual.

‘Eh since SF is registering as BB. Then i am her intern la!’

D: zaiiii la! Such reason only 你想得到!

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Ntt’s gang forever rowdy and loud. Even if we met for the first time in Tokyo, how the hell did we play like long lost friends. Oh extremely sarcastic too.

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And today is all IT talk. Old times. I feel like i am went back to school. CCNA & calculating all that crap.

 

The friend’s name is Desmond.

And his colleages call him help des whenever they call him on the phone.

Bestest IT joke of last night.

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SF & Des were talking about branded stuff. It was one after another of gucci and lv shoes and bags.

And then i said ‘I have ONE timberland bag!!! ‘

(I dont think they know acne studios, its too cult culture for them. But okay, i have nothing to brag for fun. All i have are my pineapple, watermelon, banana and whatsnots)

They laughed. As usual.

The only LV bag i like is way too expensive, tiny and i dont think it can fit my phone. Then the only gucci shoes i like is probably not avaliable anymore. The only burberry bag i like is so long ago. What else did they talk about. Prada. Chanel. I only like the vintage mens billfold black wallet with a tiny CC logo that you cant even see even if you squint your eyes from far. I used to like goyard till it came to Sg and everyone started carrying it.

I still think caps from wonderfabric win hands down. I dont think they will restock it anyhow. Sometimes its really NOT the brand, but so many people cares about the brand. That you have to carry certain brand and you became that somebody somehow. Like some cousins who never fail to ask why did i not buy any bag after all these years. BECAUSE I AM NOT HIGH EARNERS LIKE THEM. DUH. Then they try to intro me coach. And i wanted to tell them that my shoes are branded.. but of course, they only know the usual brands. And why is tory burch a new brand? Its not leh. All these branded talks make me a dull person, probably this is why the older i grow, the more i avoid CNY. And going to Europe means very atas meh? They haven seen how expensive the kimonos are in Tokyo.

NO EUROPE PLEASE. Unless its the husband or my best friend is getting married there. BUT I HAVE NO BEST FRIEND. SO HENG.

Friends always asked what is the brand of the bag i will buy for my first huge paycheck one fine day when i am up there. Since i am the one with the out of the crowd taste. But why would i buy a bag? There is no value leh. Maybe this is also why i cant mix with the usual crowd.

Still, ultra thankful for the ‘sponsorship’ of my 2 pairs of ciems. Best part is nobody knows its budget unless of course if they read it here lah.

When they are into some ah lian brand, i was into streetwear Mambo and Volcom. When they are finally into quiksilver, i was into max & co. When i am into Proenza, they were into LV and gucci. Sorry guys, i am Jon’s sister. LOL. I actually like The Pool (Aoyama) for some time, but after a while, its abit dumb. One thing i’ve like for a long time is still Cutler & Gross, and Creed. I would never forget that day when i was in Ray’s friend’s house. He has this room of fragrance.

A ROOM. A FUCKING ROOM. And of course being the little sister, i asked if i could go in. And he said to choose something i like, and hopefully i can get it here. After i chose the fragrance, he turned to Ray and told him ‘Dude, no doubt she’s your sister. Guess what she got?’ Ray said he has no idea, but because of Jon’s influence for details, its not surprising if i happened to choose something beyond my life on earth. Then he said ‘Dude, your sister got Creed in her hands.’

I would never forget that fragrance. When i finally found it on earth, wah i almost fainted. Its just crazy. I dont think i would use it. I thought Serge Lutens is already crazy. Plus the scent i use is not avaliable locally. All these bad influence. And friends of friends always ask, you have nothing branded on you, how do you know so much.

I dont know alot… but my brother does? And each time, he talks when hes back, and i listen? Jon is not into visvim though. W is. All these influence make me poor mentally.

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Seriously this week… my friends are hilarious. Just nice for the mystery uncle. I dont know where to find happy energy for him, unless the friends make me laugh alot. And of course the kiddo’s energy helps the most.

PS: How can tall people be afraid of heights. I would certainly enjoy the ride up in that cage. If AA can hire me to take that lift.

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AND OMG EARLY MORNING UNCLE IS SINGING AGAIN.

Its 吻别 by 张学友 i think?

Nowadays i have an inhouse radio. The way he sings macham everywhere is a ktv…. i want to hand him the toilet brush already if he needs a mic. Or the spatula also can.

 

Fast friends.

Met a stranger yesterday, and we talked like old friends.

Oh my tian, she’s the 4th person! At this rate… i am going to more (girl) friends? It was a short 15mins. I told Mario about her after that, and she think she’s the boss of the company. SHI MEH.

Sidetrack: wah when mario & uncle sally get married, i am going to be so broke! They better get married late. LOL. It would be a blast. And i am not going to sit with my own classmates. (Its also in time that Mario re-appear in whatsapp, MIA so long! )

I am just wondering if i’ve miss out anyone in this week, although i can meet them next year…. the friends are so funny… just because i am a supermarket queen and i know whats the best.. they are going to do a video call to ask me what to buy back.

HAHAHAHAHA. 很好笑。

Also show them the bestest gyoza that will send you straight to heaven. Then again, only a few packets left. I think the others will love it as well, except why do all my friends live so extreme east and west?!

And i owe alot of Liang court dates. Its not that i dont want to hang out with people every week. But i will be very broke if i hang out with everyone?! And i earned the least. These people ok or not.

Luckily i managed to 骗吃　with some people!!

Its really weird…

I am close to everyone except my own classmates, to make it worse, i am also close to some friends’ best friends.

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The friends also made me feel like a celebrity. Ive lunch / dinner appts till 2nd dec. Its as if i am migrating in dec and not coming back. And i thought this status only exist during my birthday season, season because it normally drag till September because of August and there are only 4 fridays in each month – not that i have many friends.

 

Twitter 101.

And cheapo.

Cheapo birthday presents are the best.

I say one.

And of course only i dare to give such things.

Judge me.

I am so sneaky. I dont think she can guess. After all nobody spoil my plans before.

 

Childhood nicknames.

Again, i am the extra in all cliques.

Its a wonder that i know their nicknames. Or rather they are comfortable with me that they intro themselves with the nickname they have.

Reminds me of dog, gorilla & marbl3. After so many years they are still so close. And i am just the outsider lol.

I dont belong to any cliques. Other than the brothers & me. Anyway they have disappeared completely. That only mean one thing.

BUT HOW CAN IT BE.

Golden shoe

Last minute meeting at 11am. There goes the quiet lunch and all the bitching, about ourselves.

Also met a new friend who supposedly very quiet, socially awkward and doesnt like meeting people at all.  BUTTTTTTT we hit off the first time. (Who told D she likes me alot. Lucky stars shining on me already)

It was actually their first time at golden shoe, and its weird because why GS of all places! And their first time somemore, probably because of me since both are earning above sea level – as usual la.

And i know this person i am meeting is really a friend because… if we werent real friends, i mean other than she calling me love and all since she dont call random people that. And people being my friends are very vulgar and fierce.

The Q at GS was so bad that i didnt want to eat…

D: Okay i go buy for you, what do you want.

Me: You sit, you need to work later. I dont.

D: ……… $#%#$%#^

5 mins later.

Me: Can i dont eat? I’ve eaten at starbucks while waiting for you.

D: I WILL KILL YOU.

Wah. That’s totally my friend. We kill each other alot. Not D & I, but among all my closer friends.

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I need all kinds of distraction so the kiddo wont surface much though deep down bottom of my heart, its a constant missing him. Although i want to strangle him at times, but the spirit beings found me smiling to myself at times, okay, most times.

Thank you for re-appearing in my life.

Especially to all the most random ex colleagues turned friends, to remind me i have you guys.

Not forgetting the lady who said she normally dont share her facebook or instagram but decided to add me – thanks for really liking me – i didnt expect that. And also treating me starbucks everyday because its freezing in office – cant thank her enough for her generosity.

And also some older folks in events where we worked together – thanks for watching me out constantly since i always get bullied by my own people.

I need alot of support, encouragement,  (real) friends & 貴人 to tide me through these 2 years. I really have no idea how am i going to survive.

Thanks for telling me you guys are just a call away. So touched.