Malibu Pineapple

Whoa i cant even taste the malibu till i added cointreau & limoncello.

I can foresee i will finish the whole collection by a month.. which i need to get rid of the vodka to make space for the gin.

Honestly, i think they are pulling me away from the ‘life’ i want, its no surprise to me since its something i knew about it long ago, plus i am on a solo work life, its amusing how friends tried to help me but when questions come in, nobody can handle because its so niche.

I wonder when will this blog die too.

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How the hell did i like malibu 5 years ago?? Oh my goodness. YUCKS MAN. I need to arrange a session with the girls and make some cocktails for them to get rid of it. If i cant, by a month.

Friend: You have measuring cup at home?!

Me: No leh, cannot find. Used to have.

Friend: Then how you measure?

Me: Shotglass lor.

Friend: …………. And it amount to a cup?

Me: Yalah.

Friend: I thought you havent do this for years?

Me: Ya and then?

Friend: ……… damm you alcoholic!

Me: No leh its common sense!

Friend: Sorry lor i dont have the alcoholic common sense.

Me: All of you call me alcoholic but i cant even drink!

Friend: You dont gey siao.

Me: Did you even see me joining?

Friend: No la, where got people drink at home.

Me: Obviously me. Aiya.

Friend: We never ask you to pay!

Me: I very fast full….

Friend: ………………….. idiot! Full of excuses! No wonder people try to make you drunk on your birthday!

Me: Aiya, nobody dare liao lah. I think that one time is enough leh. They were waiting for me to fall but…

Friend: LOL yes you went to sit in the gents.

Me: ITS NEARER!!!! I was drunk, that drunk. But i couldnt care less.

Friend: Seriously dude.

Me: No no no more next time.

Friend: WASTE MONEY.

Me: NO LEH! I really like it! But i need a place to crash lah. Sending me home is like sending me to jail leh. I vomitted like mad. OMG.

Friend: You have the bestest ex colleagues!

Me: Yes remind me how fortunate i am. Anyway i need to go.

Friend: Work?

Me: Nola.

 

 

Counselling session with the bro.

I dont know how much longer i can hold. And Max was suggesting me to look at another way.

I dont think i can handle – every little thing he would blame on the other realm & he gives up too easily, just like that. Always telling me they want him to die – he havent go through the real stuff hardcore kind yet & hes complaining up & down.

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My fever is back. Hate it.

Seriously, some people think they are so right. They dont understand what is 10 times worse.

Its funny how someone can call me to grumble and then said ‘ttyl’ – do i look like aunt agony?? – why he can do such thing to me but criticise my friends for doing it?

Anyway remind me next time not to warn people theres a hole in front. To them i am not a master but after things happened they like to call and say should have listen to you.

DUH!!!

Had a tough time sleeping. I dont know whether its the puja or what. Feeling so xyz that i wanted to be alone and didnt bring any protection out with me. But i rely on my gift to get out. Irony.

Managed to doze off for 30mins – i think its not bad liao.

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I dont understand why people refused to help themselves but want people to help them. I am puzzled. I mean there is really no miracle… How do they is not even aware?

Am i the only one whose not into novelty food at all? I really dont care about how my photos in instagram turns out. I dont care how cute the food is, if its inedible, it is inedible aka not worth the money.

I can never understand how the girls spend so much money into cute looking food and said its so damm good and my tongue reject the food.

Looks like i am not heading to that event after all. Was a wee bit excited till i saw the food, i would definitely go if …. Jon’s gang asked if i wanted to go – looks like they are ready to find friends to accompany me if i want to go. Seriously?

Girls night out can be draining at times…. i prefer G sometimes, she’s less girlish and full of logical with her sarcastic husband, always laughing at me.

Something i could never say to some people…

How is it that some people can form so much excuses and still survive.. Dont they know they are repeating this every life cycle..

So many people love to say cannot. And i am one example. What is call cannot. Then they started with the ‘gifted human’ – dont they know gifted is 10times worse?? Omg seriously. Plus my situation is cant be helped by normal methods – its just hilarious when people tell me how bad dark force is (do i look like i dont know? Or i look plain stupid?) Or do i look like i need help? If certain masters dont even dare to comment, what makes these people who give excuses to their life advice me with my life?!!

Though i would love to see everyone go through this double life since they said its easy. Dont think & it doesnt happen. What a joke.

And these are the people who are ignorant to a fault. Never hear before doesnt mean such thing doesnt exist. So narrow minded but tell me how open minded they are.

Oh man these people have a very long way to go. Me too me too. Different way.

To the person who knew my secrets.. Perhaps he has never thought those are secrets. Then again, i shared with the other friends too who said its logical. It is. Then again, i would help in my means since they requested me to help certain humans.

They are always so giving… I dont think i can reach such standard.

Anyhows shall send the dude something through snail mail. He would be happy. Hopefully still have stock. I dont think i would be going back to that place though.. And the crazy huge fatty dogs always force me to play with them. Tiger is the best since she always accompany me. I would go back for food. Hehehe. Miss polishing jie’s soup since it was cooked overnight.

Bestest memory was A & me screaming in the car when we were both famished & wasnt allowed to eat. I think thats the fondest memory..

Ok end of rants.

Just glad i woke up today – i think many people took this for granted, though some people think its easier when they are dead. Oh wait till they realised its a big mistake. But really. Too late.

It suck to be trapped there.

Hehehehehe.

I think i am the only one who dares to laugh when Ray is anything but relaxed. Max feels normal although he admitted this is not right.

All i can say is W confirm know his current mood, after all similar things happen to him & kevin.

I wondered if max is a more developed estj?

Today is also the first time they didnt stop me from going there to eat while.. While those friends know i dont splurge like that unless something happened.. Ask me whether i am okay, and why didnt i say anything. Or rather i dont know what to say.. Because confirm kena judged. I think i only dare to tell the guys.. At least they are.. Guys. Wont judge with full force.

I didnt really want to bother the friends who are studying / helping the husband with their degree lol / preparing for the wedding on coming sat / in pre honeymoon / pak-tor-ing because its mon today and…. But i msg everyone anyway.

Did i make them feel bad indirectly… Because i am always there for them.. But yet when things happen to me.. I dont know how i should put it across, maybe this is why X said she will be with me this morning. I didnt think any further – its not out of the norm except she reminded me to bring her.

And yet i show no signs to the friends & the colleagues… Till i started dinner alone.

(But grateful that PS asked what i need in Melb or more Aesop & she will lug the luggage for me. I would buy a carton if i could afford.

Something else happened earlier too.. I am touched that D got out of bed and transferred to me. This is the 2nd priceless-price favour. And he knows i am desperate. Thanks for trusting me in this.

Okay the hawk eye brother is worried i would run there in my girl clothes. All the abnormal things i do… Told Ray at least i didnt head to the more atas places… And he replied its not possible since i need real company than being really alone.

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If the boys saw me in girl clothes in the other world.. They would know something went wrong here. I supposed thats the last thing Ray wants to deal with now.

Ok we will see how tomorow morning.

The 地主 greeted me this time because Xuan was with me. Maybe greet her la not greet me.

Then i didnt want to eat dinner alone & J was home because she worked till morning last night..

It was funny when CW recognised me despite i havent been there so long (i felt long). And he remembered my usual dishes! Talk about customer service. And i felt bad i dumped HL who asked me about eating together last weekend. Told her it was impromtu.. Actually if shes here maybe can get discount shamelessly lol!

So many friends will kill me for eating alone here without them HAHAHAHAHA!!

Melb to the rescue!!

Was wrecking my brains on how can i tell her i know shes heading to Syd and i needed something. Thought about it the whole Sunday and…

Finally got my ‘worries’ answered!! Looks like i am not going to shop locally again. My last purchase would show early 2017 again.

Honestly, i cant think of anything else to buy other than necessities.

Whenever people say to call them if i need to talk – i always ask W what if i call them when they are in the midst of something?

I am always that accurate – in terms of wrong timing. Asked W and not other brothers because he is the mean-est – meanest but always ‘entertained’ me unless he’s in a place that has no signal.

Reminded me of Kevin. Ahhhhh.