SO ANNOYING. Wanted to write it tomorrow but wah so persistent, i backup the conversation liao leh.

**

The sneezing started yesterday. But when i saw ghao today, it stopped. Then it happened again at 3pm. And now i have fever. Congratulations J. I am so tired. Can i go to the brothers’ house to sleep. The fluffy bed.

Earlier on, i had ANOTHER dream with the kiddo again. OMG. Why am i the one getting all the weird stuff and he doesnt.

***

I know i am supposed to take over at 7pm. The mystery uncle came to my house himself. Haha. But i am so not feeling well. He came over anyway, because haiiii.

‘你生病还没好? 昨晚不是好了吗?’

Me: Hmmm. It flare up again.

‘是因为我的儿子?’

Me: 不是啦。其实。。。他们都比较疼他。胜过我。所以。。无需太担心他。不是他。

‘啊.’

Both of us saw the ‘transformation’…

‘怎么会。’

Me: 你跟你的儿子的关系不好吗？

‘为什么会这样?’

Me: 问你咯。

’这是什么意思？‘

Me: 我看只有你们俩懂吧。我这外人只能猜，不好说。

‘那你又怎么知道你的这番话反安抚了我许多。’

Me: 感觉。。若你担心他, 他有事的话，已经熬不过了。放心吧, 他会找个会照顾他的老婆, 不然娶她干嘛。

‘你知道我不是那个意思。’

Me: 请你们不要说 ‘我知道’ 或者 ‘我应该知道’, 这对我不公平。我不是神。我也不是大师。我只尽我的本份。

‘好。得罪了.’

Me: 我有个请求。你介不介意去一趟蒙古? 还是你宁可留在家？我担心我开工时, 我没空陪你。那里的人不会亏待你。

‘让我想想。我老婆的事, 有解决的办法了吗?’

Me: 有。不过。。没那么快, 我有方法, 但我不会使。

‘真的?! 那么快!’

Me: 哦。刚才去了书馆一趟。

‘你刚才不是去休息吗? 怎么去了书馆。。。’

Me: 因为。。。国豪。或许我自己也想知道那个方法行不。而且, 他妈妈也应该很痛苦吧? 抱歉, 我不知道行不行。

‘你要休息了吗?’

Me: Hmmm 可能今晚就睡书馆吧。累, 可是总有办法对不对?

‘感激不尽.’

Me: 不用。我不行了。明早再陪你谈天。《笑 》

Sarcasm.

‘没想到你的办事效率比我想像中还要快。在这么短的时间，你竟然可以完成百分之十。’

Me: 我办事。你倒可放心。

***

I would rather the job is from an unknown person. Anyone but that uncle. Of course we are not blood related. And of course i did 2 separate reports. As always. How can i not cover my own backside. But who is he to talk to me about ghao’s stuff. Since when he is around. And he doesnt need to add salt to the wound. Did he not even notice that there isnt any guards with me when i went to submit the report? Since when do i do such thing personally.

THANK GOD HE ISNT THE OVERALL INCHARGE. I might just drop it. With him around, i am clearing shit more than working. Thank god he’s not my boss too. Or consider as one. Maybe to others only.

Who is he to even criticize me. Or to question me.

 

On track

Finally its done for the first half of the day.

***

Went to submit all reports.. i cried on the way back.

This time the one whose overlooking this case is one of the uncles.. who… ok i cant say.

He took my report, slammed the table and asked me ‘why didnt you tell ghao that those devils were saved by you before, they are your people. Your personal friends. WHY. WHY DID YOU CREATE THE MISUNDERSTANDING. CAN YOU STOP BREAKING EVERYTHING. WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT TO ESCAPE FROM EVERYONE.

We are even anyway. We have the same scar.

He continued if i am crazy to destroy my own fate. I told him i will see him another day. I did not expect that he is overlooking things, is that why my given time is so short? Is that why he took the care but sub to me? Did he plan the meetups? – But couldnt be. Nobody knows my schedule.

I must have ran all the way home. Ok back to sleep. After the thunderstorm on my face. I probably deserve it.

This small thing became a very big thing suddenly. Maybe it is also what Jade wants me to see him about. Why is it that everyone has something to say about that incident, just because he was my personal bodyguard? – Now, he is not.

I have a question.

Does 少主 come from Mongolia? Or parts of Mongolia?

I NEED TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT MY IDENTITY MAN. Since i need all sorts of people now.

Half frozen Jap cherry tomatoes are the bestest – but its not an interesting present.

I always thought Eugene joined months after YJ. I never really knew when was Eugene’s joined date actually. But he has always told me (when we were together la) that he liked me since the first day when he stepped into the office. I dont know the exact date but with the clothes description that he has given me, i was in shiz outfit that day.

Which also means after 6 years then i know he has liked me for a very long time before asking me out for lunch. LOL, while he wondered where did i always disappear to.

Funny, our first lunch was also at golden shoe. HAHAHAHA.

Man, this reminds me of the kiddo already.

***

YJ, the grasshopper, a particular accountant Mr Lim and TBC belongs to the same group. I think they were long lost best friends. D was surprised that i had many guys who chase me before but i was in few relationships. But D is the one who has SO MANY girls after him. But at least his 追求者·are the decent looking girls. Those 4 are the WEIRDEST OF ALL. My god. D was so busy laughing at me that i just…… let him. What are friends for right.

I really dont understand. Why would they tell me how much they are earning. Its not about how much they earn. Its more about do they know how to take care of me? Or are they even going to spend on me? Whats with the salary. So what if you earn 20k and you only spend on yourself?

BB intern.

Lol. Me and my 鬼主意。

D was worried that with my dressing how do i 混 into his company, since its not a Friday. And i look 19 today as usual.

‘Eh since SF is registering as BB. Then i am her intern la!’

D: zaiiii la! Such reason only 你想得到!

***

Ntt’s gang forever rowdy and loud. Even if we met for the first time in Tokyo, how the hell did we play like long lost friends. Oh extremely sarcastic too.

***

And today is all IT talk. Old times. I feel like i am went back to school. CCNA & calculating all that crap.

 

Part 2.

Me: Stan, the thing you just earned, transfer to uncle leh. 1% is enough. I settle 4%.

Stan: i knew you are definitely up to something! Transferred the moment i touched down leh! I very auto one.

Me: thanks.

Stan: is it something unauthorized AGAIN?

Me: since when i follow the rules? And since its passed to me, they are hoping i would think of something. No?

Stan: Why do this remind me of your 1001 ‘excuses’ used in court. Is the current method you are planning new?

Me: Ya. I dont think anyone would do this. Need alot of time. And alot of resources. I have you guys anyway.

Stan: making use of people again?

Me: yes. Send your guys over tomorrow. You will finish at 3pm. I take over at 7ish. Send him home too. Recharge the beads on his wrists for him. Use my key & use any messenger to send it to me. Can you also buy some clothes for him? Tell the owners its under my account. They will know what to do.

Stan: Will your method work?

Me: i dont know. Its very new. I got it from the kiddo’s energy last night. It makes some sense. But its killing the system completely.

Stan: kiddo? Whose that?

Me: Oh! Shucks! Ahhh.

Stan: Confidential?

Me: Sorry.

Stan: Its fine. Be safe. I will take uncle somewhere. You settle your 6 reports and your stuff. You are planning as usual way ahead right? Is 3 men enough a day? 430? 5.34am?

Me: Hmm.. Timing.. You check with Meryl can? Tonight’s schedule is unplanned lol.

Stan: Will do. You be safe.

Me: thanks kid.

Stan: You are the kid! Thats what your that bodyguard calls you.

***

Stan: hey can i brief my guys.

Me: you cant. However you can say i am the one. Then nobody will want to come.

Stan: LOL! I have 4 in my mind actually.

Me: thats fast! Who.

Stan: remember the ultra timid guy? He has good energy. The twins & 1 middle child.

Me: i need 0.5% each. Ask the twins to choose. I also want a 2% one.

Stan: my boss?

Me: She cant. We dont click remember. I will be back.

Part tracking device, part overseeing their performance… Why am i taking multiple roles again?

The long letter came, in a spiritual language i finally understand. I am sure they are aware i dont have anyone with me to translate other language.

They wanted to know who would volunteer to help out with mystery uncle since i dont have the habit to ask – i mean, everyone is so busy, how would i know whose willing to use swap their rest time to help? Logical isnt it. At least this was what i argued. Part tracking device me is.

Overseeing performance since i am the most obnoxious boss lol. Whoever dare to come forth should be friends liao or they have worked with me before.

Just as i stepped out of my room, i saw the pal. Someone ive worked with before. Our hand codes came up at the same time & mystery uncle was impressed. But thats the way, 3 seconds slower i would know he’s a fake.

Told him we could meet straight at the venue since its written on the board. He wanted the overdue ketchup i guess.

Number of participants: 20

And only ONE bothers to check out where the mystery uncle lives and brings him on time, considering he also calculated the time i needed to reach.

Not bad because they came by my front door. If he came from the toilet or one of the rooms, that would be bad.

Then again, he worked with me before. So he would have known those rules. If not, he wouldnt have a chance to do the handshake.

***

uncle: 她看起來很嚴肅。

Stan: 喔。工作時。她應該在寫報告了。以前她超兇現在好多了。雖然她看起來很嚴肅但如果路上她看到朋友時她可以一瞬間變成另一個人, 跟她朋友鬧。當時我看傻眼了。覺得她不好惹。但三五次都必須跟她合作, 沒法, 去了。發現她沒有那麼不好搞。她從來都不請人, 都是獨來獨往的。

Uncle: 我有看過她的手下。。

Stan: 那都是她的朋友吧。要過她那關, 難。

Uncle: 那你過了?

Stan: 第二次才過。第一次就覺得她跟其他人不一樣。不是一般的甜言蜜語就能得到她的信任。而她也奇怪。她有自己你們所謂的style.

Uncle: 她有! 第一二三晚她明明看到我。但她都很冷。第四晚她才扶我。

Stan: 嗯。太多人了。是她自己定下的。如果沒有第四次她不會幫。都說了她很奇怪。但她應該是有理由的。我沒問過, 我不需要知道吧。每次跟她合作, 我的命是乎比她的重要。也許就是這樣, 我會特別的照顧她。有來有往吧。

Uncle: 那你怎麼認識她?

Stan: 喔。我的boss派我去咯。

Uncle: 當時, 你有覺得怕嗎? 我聽說她的很多故事。

Stan: 啊。她有太多太多了。她是闖禍傳家。她的四個哥哥每次都會幫她的。她以前有個保鏢。不過他早期就不見了。或許那是個傳說? 不過有人看過她? 現在看到她了我不敢問。傻吧。

Uncle: 她跟很多人的關係都不錯。

Stan: 可好呢! 她的三哥人緣超好! 大哥也是。或許妹妹才會有這福分吧。

Uncle: 你認識她的哥哥?

Stan: 不算認識。但跟你一樣吧。哈哈。我的boss不是她的死黨。

The friend’s name is Desmond.

And his colleages call him help des whenever they call him on the phone.

Bestest IT joke of last night.

***

SF & Des were talking about branded stuff. It was one after another of gucci and lv shoes and bags.

And then i said ‘I have ONE timberland bag!!! ‘

(I dont think they know acne studios, its too cult culture for them. But okay, i have nothing to brag for fun. All i have are my pineapple, watermelon, banana and whatsnots)

They laughed. As usual.

The only LV bag i like is way too expensive, tiny and i dont think it can fit my phone. Then the only gucci shoes i like is probably not avaliable anymore. The only burberry bag i like is so long ago. What else did they talk about. Prada. Chanel. I only like the vintage mens billfold black wallet with a tiny CC logo that you cant even see even if you squint your eyes from far. I used to like goyard till it came to Sg and everyone started carrying it.

I still think caps from wonderfabric win hands down. I dont think they will restock it anyhow. Sometimes its really NOT the brand, but so many people cares about the brand. That you have to carry certain brand and you became that somebody somehow. Like some cousins who never fail to ask why did i not buy any bag after all these years. BECAUSE I AM NOT HIGH EARNERS LIKE THEM. DUH. Then they try to intro me coach. And i wanted to tell them that my shoes are branded.. but of course, they only know the usual brands. And why is tory burch a new brand? Its not leh. All these branded talks make me a dull person, probably this is why the older i grow, the more i avoid CNY. And going to Europe means very atas meh? They haven seen how expensive the kimonos are in Tokyo.

NO EUROPE PLEASE. Unless its the husband or my best friend is getting married there. BUT I HAVE NO BEST FRIEND. SO HENG.

Friends always asked what is the brand of the bag i will buy for my first huge paycheck one fine day when i am up there. Since i am the one with the out of the crowd taste. But why would i buy a bag? There is no value leh. Maybe this is also why i cant mix with the usual crowd.

Still, ultra thankful for the ‘sponsorship’ of my 2 pairs of ciems. Best part is nobody knows its budget unless of course if they read it here lah.

When they are into some ah lian brand, i was into streetwear Mambo and Volcom. When they are finally into quiksilver, i was into max & co. When i am into Proenza, they were into LV and gucci. Sorry guys, i am Jon’s sister. LOL. I actually like The Pool (Aoyama) for some time, but after a while, its abit dumb. One thing i’ve like for a long time is still Cutler & Gross, and Creed. I would never forget that day when i was in Ray’s friend’s house. He has this room of fragrance.

A ROOM. A FUCKING ROOM. And of course being the little sister, i asked if i could go in. And he said to choose something i like, and hopefully i can get it here. After i chose the fragrance, he turned to Ray and told him ‘Dude, no doubt she’s your sister. Guess what she got?’ Ray said he has no idea, but because of Jon’s influence for details, its not surprising if i happened to choose something beyond my life on earth. Then he said ‘Dude, your sister got Creed in her hands.’

I would never forget that fragrance. When i finally found it on earth, wah i almost fainted. Its just crazy. I dont think i would use it. I thought Serge Lutens is already crazy. Plus the scent i use is not avaliable locally. All these bad influence. And friends of friends always ask, you have nothing branded on you, how do you know so much.

I dont know alot… but my brother does? And each time, he talks when hes back, and i listen? Jon is not into visvim though. W is. All these influence make me poor mentally.

***

Seriously this week… my friends are hilarious. Just nice for the mystery uncle. I dont know where to find happy energy for him, unless the friends make me laugh alot. And of course the kiddo’s energy helps the most.

PS: How can tall people be afraid of heights. I would certainly enjoy the ride up in that cage. If AA can hire me to take that lift.

***

AND OMG EARLY MORNING UNCLE IS SINGING AGAIN.

Its 吻别 by 张学友 i think?

Nowadays i have an inhouse radio. The way he sings macham everywhere is a ktv…. i want to hand him the toilet brush already if he needs a mic. Or the spatula also can.

 

Seriously, life now in virtual space reminds me of 2011 when 五鬼 seek permission from one of our bosses on behalf of me. I dont know how long they kneeled that time. I was close to being crazy – as always lah – who wouldnt? There are so many people who gave up their life because of this frustration.

Best living example would be that asshole K, thank god the amulet guys who he aimed know me personally and thank god for ALL my not close friends but still friends who are on my side to update me on things. SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK is that asshole trying to do to me. To think that he even aim mediums. My god. Seriously even if his boss were to dote on me more than him, why did he want to say we are best of friends. If we are, surely his boss know, there isnt a need for him to brag. Still upset that he use my name in those sintuas.

Next was when he found out the amount of soldiers i have, he died. And the next minute i know, trouble arrives. Thank goodness for some seng mok tangki who asked him why is he asking so many things when he claimed to be my right hand man. Shouldnt he know everything instead of trying to track me down and use my name to make things work faster? And yet when he was being asked how he knows me, his stories are always different.

Thank goodness for my ultra bad reputation in the other realm too, where only beings i’ve helped before would know. LOL. Ultra ‘bad’. HAHAHAHAHAHA! This is really one private joke. And to test whoever whose dumb enough. This is something that the soldiers from other agents came up for me, because i am a goondu at many times, in a way, they protect me when they can.

Every time i want to skip a post, i saw them stacking up in the virtual system. I can imagine both public and private posts will be as much. Why is the tracking so tight now? Worse than in 2011.

Oh maybe because zero soldiers, zero brothers. Okay make sense. Or rather this message just beeeeeeped in. This is what i meant. How can they expect a mere human like me to keep up with all the messages that come in like that while i am working or doing other things?

Power multitasking.